Thursday, January 06, 2011

KATY PERRY STALKS ME!?

Katy Perry: My fiancée and I genuinely enjoyed visiting on this page, I was just itching to acknowledge if you barter featured posts? I am always seeking to find someone to make trades with but its just a consideration I would ask.

Dear Katy Perry,

I thank you for your kind tag on my tagboard. It brings me unending waves of pleasure crashing down upon me to know that such a megastar is visiting lil ol me's blog.

I'm glad you and Russell (I can call him that can't I? I could call him dirty-old-douchebag but that'd be kind mean) enjoyed my blog. And i would suggest seeing your Family Doctor for that itch. We all know Russell's had a pretty wild life before settling down for a Californian girl like you..

Although it might also be a result of you kissing too many girls. Like justin bieber.

I would love to trade with you. I could trade u some of my common sense (i.e. marrying Russell) and you could give me those whip cream boob-bra thingy featured in California girl. OR the firework boob-bra thingy featured in Fireworks. Or anything along the line of your personal collection of kinky bras.

We all know you borrowed some from your sister justin.

XOXO (I kissed a girl and liked it too),
Zheng Yu

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