Haha

Yup, i let it out. It's going to be in my drafts forever.
Thanks to all my friends out there!

Time to let go and start afresh!
JC life, here i come!

I have (am) herpes, according to this quiz. What STD are YOU!?

genital warts/ herpes: you're so common (common!?), like mosquito bites (gasps). but honestly, your condition isn't that serious but you can get real over-the-top dramatic at times (agreed but still..). you have commitment issues (errugh fine D: )

syphillis: i don't even think you are an std. you're more of a rash or swollen thingy. why not try using stronger means of getting your message across? remember, if you can be cured by a pill, you're not strong enough.

aids: hot! like wildfire! just hot! you are relentless and ferosh. you do get too much attention though, cos ultimately people who die of aids look better than those who die in car accidents or some gene mutation thing. so i guess ur not that bad after all. bark worse than bite.

hiv: coward. can't you just unleash ur inner prowess. confidence issues deter you from going for the kill, affecting ur street cred, though it somehow increases ur likeablility. you need to undergo a true metamorphosis before you can truly call yourself aids.

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Credits to Mr. Ong Hui Yao for creating this quiz in his spare time. Do go visit his blog at http://huiyao.livejournal.com/

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for whatever STD you turn out to be. All methods of treatment should be referred to your general practitioner immediately. Or you could just you know, not have sex, although how abstinence comes into the picture remains awfully unclear.

And like use protection! Or practice safe sex. Like those slogans you see around construction sites nowadays. Like, USE PROTECTION! SAFETY FIRST! USE PROTECTION TO PREVENT ACCIDENTS! Srsly man, construction workers are the new ferosh face of contraception.

PS. And Yes, I'm really too bored/uninspired to blog about life because at the moment life is just a major fucking vagina shitfest kthxbai.

IT'S SERIOUSLY JUST SO FUCKING INFURIATING!!

Can't Take That Away

Dear Zheng Yu:

We have re-examined your script, and regret to inform you that our decision still stands: we feel you would do better at GP.

Regards,
Mr Tan

Fries (my brain still works at Macdonalds)

In KAP Macdonalds, when you go there, Chandra or some other person who is non chinese, yet dressed inappropriately in a chipao or some ancient chinese hat thing would take your order. Chandra would stare at you with her evil eyes, and her third eye.

You would smile reassuringly, and repeat your orders to her. She will then ask you, "you wanna upgrade 50 cents onlee to currrrly frrieees'?. At that moment, time would seemingly freeze. My brain would go into overload. I would think to myself, what kind of fries do i want?

Do i want fries that are normal? They will taste generic, they will taste like stale potatoes deep fried in some really questionable oil. They will then put salt on it, trying to mask the taste of dead potatoes. But i'll take it, because i still love them. I love them with my heart, i love dipping them into my 'carrot sauce' (mix of mayo and chilli and dont you dare judge me).

But then, i look into Chandra's sad, underpaid eyes, and i think. Maybe I should take the curly fries. They are curly. They are the kind of interesting fries. Some people like it, some people don't. I mean it really is a preference right? It is bouncy, it is different, and it tastes just as good as normal fries, or even better tasting, in fact.

Then as Chandra's eyes move ever so slightly, i would wonder aloud. most people are used to normal, straight, stale potato fries. And yet some people like the more interesting, colourful curly fries. They are both fries. I mean, who cares which kind of fries you choose? We all do love fries don't we? It isn't a matter of what other people say what fries you want, it's your own choice. You can either have the normal fries or the curly fries.

Time unfreezes.

And then i know that i will look into Chandra's eyes, flash my most disarming smile and say...

One of the greatest mysteries in life

How did this

Become this.

And how does anyone enjoy oatmeal cookies.

And wtf am i in such a sucky OG.

Why god. Seriously.

Why.

Erugh. I need oatmeal cookies now.

Big Thank You

to mr. limzhenyang for being so nice to give me his camera! Really appreciate it!
Time to take nice photos!